Am I the only one who sees a gif of a person talking with a caption where the actual gif is only saying part of the caption and stares at it until I figure out exactly how much of the caption the person is saying and then once I figure it out I feel accomplished and that’s just my little Tumblr game that I play everyday
Horns + Sweatshirt
A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount
of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and
deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a
sweatshirt I made
- You can choose any horns you want only 1 tho (unlesstheyarekarkathornsthen2)
- Including ancestor
- I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
- You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
- You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
- AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
- you secretly want that last part.
- I know it
That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info
- YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
- I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
- I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
- Please dont use sideblogs for this
- This will end on the 20th of June
thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3
Homestucks on YouTube: a narration
by esteemed follower swimmingaroundinavagina
i CANNOT EVEN dies
holy shit this got a lot of notes
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
piss:
wordplaybasedoncharactersname:
characterlaughingalonewithsomethingrelatingtocharacter:
#like 40 tags deeply analysing the relationship between these two male characters#and ultimately coming to the conclusion#that they are gay#and gay for each other#and implying that this proves completely and irrevocably#that these two men want to kiss#without regarding the fact that#they may be reading just a little too far into a characters actions#nope#no way is that’s what’s happening#followed by 20 tags#all roughly along the lines of#’MY FEELS’#’I CAN’T’#’THIS SHIP IS SO PERFECT’#’MY CREYS’
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there i did it you don’t need to make fandom posts any more because i just summed up every single god damn one
shiT I FORGOT THAT ONE
I was chatting with someone online and I went to type “just” and I had a brainfart midway through and just typed “fuck” instead on instinct and looked at it and went what
and then I just did it again while I was typing this.
Casually wishes she was able to play the violin
I don’t think there’s a string instrument in existance I don’t wish I could play
I just really fucking love stringed instruments, they fascinate me.
Guitar, violin, harp, banjo, ukelele
Maybe even the bass!
Jesus Christ if I could just get my hands on a lyre
All of them, seriously, I wanna
Present for my buddy c: Good father, best drama queen.
Got a little confused with his gloves <_>’
This is so cute jesus christ
Dude, are you fucking KIDDING me?
Every time you show up on my Facebook for GOD KNOWS WHY, you say something ridiculously sexist, and fucking stupid.
YOU THINK THE FRIEND-ZONE EXISTS TOO, ASSHOLE.HAHA OH WOW
fuck this guy goddamn
im GLAD we arent friends anymore
wow what a dick
Okay, yeah, that dude is a dick, but…. doesn’t the friend-zone actually exist? I’m confused.
The “friendzone” is a negative term people came up with as a convenient label for “I was nice to a girl but she doesn’t want to date/fuck me therefore I have failed. Because nobody wants a girl for a friend. The only reason any guy should be friendly with a girl is if he wants to get with her in some way, obviously!”
So if you wanna take it literally and just think of it as what happens when one person only likes another person as a friend, then yeah it exists. But people like this generally think of it as “where a girl puts you when she’s too much of a bitch to get with you even though you’re nice to her,” which is a delusional sexist invention.
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